Invisible Ink Fanatic Gifts

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Where Indian ink came from.

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Penny

Shakespeare in the clink

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Aubrey Beardsley

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Trees tattoo

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

"I used to be withdrawn. Now I'm overdrawn."

'I've been transferred again.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

"But I don't run out of ink."

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

I love Fountain Pens

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."