Permanent Ink Lover Gifts

Inkaholic

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Where Indian ink came from.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

'I ink, therefore I am....'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

Trees tattoo

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

The Coffee Tattoo

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Johannes Gutenberg

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"I've never done a Wi-Fi password before!"

'Never mind what I see. The better question is, why are you obsessed with my bodily functions?'

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

"I used to be withdrawn. Now I'm overdrawn."