Skin Ink Enthusiast Gifts

"My mum said the only way I could get a tattoo was over her dead body."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Where Indian ink came from.

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

Printers

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Trees tattoo

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"I used to be withdrawn. Now I'm overdrawn."

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"But I don't run out of ink."

'I've been transferred again.'

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'