Skin Ink Enthusiast Mugs

"My mum said the only way I could get a tattoo was over her dead body."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Where Indian ink came from.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Printers

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Trees tattoo

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

"I used to be withdrawn. Now I'm overdrawn."

'I've been transferred again.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"But I don't run out of ink."

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

An man with an axe removes tattoos.