Quirky Knee Ink Enthusiast Mugs

'Can you tattoo a cat on my knee?'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Where Indian ink came from.

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Printers

The Coffee Tattoo

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Trees tattoo

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

'Never mind what I see. The better question is, why are you obsessed with my bodily functions?'

"I used to be withdrawn. Now I'm overdrawn."

"But I don't run out of ink."

'I've been transferred again.'

Steadman - The Early Years.