Pen And Ink Aficionado Mugs

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Squeezing the Free Press.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Biro Diversity

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Je Suis Charlie

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

Spilled Ink

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Steadman - The Early Years.

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

General Writing War and Peace

The Venerable Bede

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.