Pen And Paper Aficionado Mugs

"Think I'll take pen and paper and write a letter...just to see if I remember how."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Squeezing the Free Press.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Stationery Shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Je Suis Charlie

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

International House of Paperwork

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

The Venerable Bede

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

Spilled Ink