Pen And Paper Aficionado Mugs

"Think I'll take pen and paper and write a letter...just to see if I remember how."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Squeezing the Free Press.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Stationery Shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Biro Diversity

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Je Suis Charlie

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

International House of Paperwork

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

Cow InOut Trays.

Spilled Ink

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'