Pen And Ink Enthusiast Mugs

Quill ?

'We recommend you not go on tour to promote your self-help investment book.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Squeezing the Free Press.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Penny

Biro Diversity

Shakespeare in the clink

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Je Suis Charlie

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Trees tattoo

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.