Permanent Ink Lover Mugs

Inkaholic

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Where Indian ink came from.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Penny

Shakespeare in the clink

'I ink, therefore I am....'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Printers

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

Trees tattoo

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Johannes Gutenberg

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

The Coffee Tattoo

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"But I don't run out of ink."

'Never mind what I see. The better question is, why are you obsessed with my bodily functions?'

'I've been transferred again.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"