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'Can you tattoo a cat on my knee?'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Printers

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

The Coffee Tattoo

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Trees tattoo

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

"I've never done a Wi-Fi password before!"

"I used to be withdrawn. Now I'm overdrawn."

'I've been transferred again.'

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

'Never mind what I see. The better question is, why are you obsessed with my bodily functions?'

"But I don't run out of ink."