Body Ink Artiste Gifts

"No need to remove your pants. I think I've seen enough of your resume."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

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THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Tattoos sagging with time

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Maternity tattoos

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

The Coffee Tattoo

Snowman Tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Devil tattoo.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Operation Tattoo

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.