Body Ink Artiste Gifts

"No need to remove your pants. I think I've seen enough of your resume."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

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THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Tattoos sagging with time

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Maternity tattoos

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

The Coffee Tattoo

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Snowman Tattoo

Devil tattoo.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.