Body Painting Gifts

Painting over tan lines.

"Great shirt, but aren't you afraid it'll slip...No, it's painted on."

Chocolate Painting.

Face painting.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Face painting by numbers.

"Too much concealer?"

Clown Face Painting

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

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Tattoos sagging with time

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Maternity tattoos

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

The Coffee Tattoo

Face painting children with no facial features.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Face painting - children have no faces

Snowman Tattoo

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"