Body Painting Gifts

Painting over tan lines.

"Great shirt, but aren't you afraid it'll slip...No, it's painted on."

Chocolate Painting.

Face painting.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

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Tattoos sagging with time

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Maternity tattoos

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Face painting - children have no faces

Devil tattoo.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Snowman Tattoo

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Young woman shows off her tattoos.