Body Painter Gifts

"Great shirt, but aren't you afraid it'll slip...No, it's painted on."

Face painting.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Face painting by numbers.

Clown Face Painting

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

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Tattoos sagging with time

Maternity tattoos

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

Devil tattoo.

Snowman Tattoo

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

The Coffee Tattoo

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Face painting - children have no faces

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.