Body Painter Mugs

"Great shirt, but aren't you afraid it'll slip...No, it's painted on."

Face painting.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Face painting by numbers.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

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Tattoos sagging with time

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Maternity tattoos

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

Face painting - children have no faces

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

The Coffee Tattoo

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Snowman Tattoo

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

Face painting children with no facial features.

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Devil tattoo.