Temporary Ink Enthusiast Gifts

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Atomic Bear: Part 22

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'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Fearless Frog Part 12

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."