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"You want art, words, or a QR code?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

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Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Googler

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Drool Marks

Early cyborg.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The Not-So Smart Meter

Gadget geek.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Tossing computer into canyon.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Fixing the Computer.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Edison invents the personal stereo

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"