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Invisible throng murmuring appreciation of invisible art at London's Hayward Gallery.

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

Larry's used art

Paul Klee

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Candle Portraits.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

The Selfie

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Wagging Dog

"The overthinker"

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Cats at private view

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Children's Art Show.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Giant white horse.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)