Wink-wink Enthusiast Pillows

I think Armstrong was coming on to me just now. 'Cause he was winking at you? The meaning of a wink depends entirely on context, little buddy. It could mean anything from "I want your body" to "I want you to dispose of this body." As someone who's dated several ladies of the mafia, trust me when I say it's sometimes tough to discern the difference. That's why I always recommend amateurs just ignore all winks. Ok.

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Love is when you watch television together.

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Love is when you watch television together.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Succession 2

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

'Well, that's fixed that.'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Will work for Food Network.

Time Machine Collision.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Bird Watcher Slowly Sinking.

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'