Wink Aficionado Prints

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Introducing...Anagraman.

"...until death do you a favor."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"No offense, but I'm eternally grateful to know that you stand no chance of ever passing on your genes."

'I ink, therefore I am....'

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

Batman - Face ID

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

Spring Cleaning

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Counsel's Opinion.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'Now then, let me explain the rules of this therapy.'

The Coffee Tattoo

'How long have you had that toupee?'