Wagner Aficionado Pillows

Brunhilda

Lohengrin

Lohengrin

Parsifal

Lohengrin

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Senta jumps into the sea

Wotan with eye patch

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Alberich steals the gold

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

Angela Merkel

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

'How long have you had that toupee?'

Ginger God

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Brunhilde

"But first, if it please the court, Brunnhilde's farewell to Siegfried from 'Gotterdammerung.'"

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Flying Dutchman

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Hunding

"Call a meeting, Miss Pendleton. I want to hear some Corporate Creole."

Captain

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'Let's make this a short meeting. I know we all have expensive homes to go to.'

With the exception of the cold coffee and poor selection of donuts, I think the meeting went well.

Wotan