Wagner Aficionado Pillows

Brunhilda

Lohengrin

Lohengrin

Parsifal

Lohengrin

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Senta jumps into the sea

Wotan with eye patch

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Alberich steals the gold

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

Angela Merkel

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

Ginger God

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'How long have you had that toupee?'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Brunhilde

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Hunding

"But first, if it please the court, Brunnhilde's farewell to Siegfried from 'Gotterdammerung.'"

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Captain

"Call a meeting, Miss Pendleton. I want to hear some Corporate Creole."

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Flying Dutchman

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'Let's make this a short meeting. I know we all have expensive homes to go to.'

Loge with Alberich as frog