Germany Aficionado Pillows

Bismarck's Criticism of Wilhelmine Imperial Policy

Angela Merkel

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Bertolt Brecht.

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Otto von Bismarck

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Sisyphus

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

World Cup reactions

Gutrine

Lohengrin

Helmut Schmidt

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

"The bad news is he only has two minutes to live, the good news is it's in football time.""

Parsifal

Angela Merkel

Rafa Benitez

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

Parsifal

Toni Kroos

Brunhilda

'Yeah, it's wine, and it's also why there's a 50-year waiting list to coach football in Napa Valley.'

Prussian Siege of Paris, 1870

'It's impossible to dive off one of these.'

'I had heard Alex Ferguson was supporting the Man. Utd. takeover.'

Ryan Giggs