Wig Collectors Prints

Barnyard Stretch-Wigs.

'Oh. You wear a wig.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silly wig.

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

A man taking a bow

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

"Time for bed, guys."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Lady in a pretty dress

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Chicken Road Crossing

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

'How long have you had that toupee?'

Backdoor

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Hen Behaving Badly.

Airbus

The five orders of periwigs

Train Of Thought

Tonsure Toupee

Go Back

Cut A Rug

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"Wig or the wisp?"

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

'Never mind the fresh food nurse - at my age I need all the preservatives I can get!'

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."