Wig Wearer Prints

Reflexes.

'If you must know, because my hairpiece blew away!'

Wife shouts to husband leving for work: 'Hold it! Wrong wig!'

Hairdryer blows man's wig off his head.

...taken my toupee for a walk...

'Who ever says crime doesn't pay isn't a lawyer!'

'I had that dream where I go out in public without my hairpiece again.'

'Nice try, Herb.'

"Laugh all you want, I know it's a wig, but it's keeping me warm!"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silly wig.

A man taking a bow

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Lady in a pretty dress

Edward Elgar.

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Judge getting hair done.

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

A Head-Dress in 1777

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

1784: Wigs are all the rage

"I couldn't find my other wig."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'