Wig Lover Pillows

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

What the wig lacked in quality, it made up for in quantity.

Budget Toupees.

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Head over Hooves

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Silly wig.

E-Baying @ The Moon

Hamlet

A man taking a bow

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"Beware of God"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Lady in a pretty dress

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

'Jurassic Pork.'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

"You make a great point."

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

'How long have you had that toupee?'

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

"Is the slop fresh?"