Wig Lover Mugs

What the wig lacked in quality, it made up for in quantity.

Budget Toupees.

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Head over Hooves

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Silly wig.

E-Baying @ The Moon

A man taking a bow

Hamlet

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Beware of God"

Lady in a pretty dress

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Jurassic Pork.'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

'How long have you had that toupee?'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

"Is the slop fresh?"

Sewee-Cide.

"You make a great point."

Jurassic Pork