Shaggy Hair Sympathizers Pillows

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Shampoo School. Lather and rinse. Excuse me, could you repeat that?

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

"I know it's more practical Rapunzel, but I'm not so sure the perm really suits you."

'Please tell me those are not steel wool pads glued to your head.'

"I shaved mine off."

Danger shag carpet

'Says his name is Rip Van Winkle. All I know is, he has the worst case of bed-head I've ever seen.'

"I wouldn't mind being rescued now that I've finally grown my bangs out."

"Don't talk to me about a bad hair day."

'Never mind sir, going bald means less hair to keep tidy.'

"Well it was going to be a pony tail, but then I thought what the heck."

'You just don't like shaggy dog stories, dod you?'

"His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else."

Being fat and bald wouldn't be so bad if I didn't used to be thin and bald.

'He's the first man to undergo a hair transplant from his ears and nostrils.'

The 4 Stages of Condimental Hair

Welcome to Pine Hills a goateed community.

'That hairy mutt of ours is under the table again.'

"David, men have bad hair days too"

'Please visit my website.'