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Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The Bearskin Hat Family

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

Hat Wars.

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

'Beret Night at the Museum'

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

"Well, that gut has the cool hat, but the other guy is actually cooking."