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"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Hats and Food

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"I noticed a few browns."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

"You know your dog better than I do."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

"Well, from what I heard, he was a dog-groomer before he became a shearer..."

"The groomer used too much product."

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

Dying your hair red at home

A head band

"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS."

Dogs wearing sweaters

Dog decides what hat to wear.