Shag Carpet Stylists Mugs

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Hats and Food

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"I noticed a few browns."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"You know your dog better than I do."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

Dogs wearing sweaters

"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS."

"The groomer used too much product."

A head band

"Well, from what I heard, he was a dog-groomer before he became a shearer..."

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

Dying your hair red at home

Dog decides what hat to wear.