Sheep Stylist T-Shirts

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

"Well, from what I heard, he was a dog-groomer before he became a shearer..."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Dogs shaving

Sheep Ledger

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Static cling."

Sheep In Curlers

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Going Down?

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Fricka arrives.

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

Quick, follow that star

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Sheepdog Security

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

A (P)ram.

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.