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Early Ram Raids

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Merry Christmas.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Fricka arrives.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

The Lawman

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

A (P)ram.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"What should I say this is about?"

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

'Keep hiding guys, Bo Peep is still looking for us...'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

"I'm a baahnana!"

Extreme Sheepherding

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."