Sheep Disguise Artist Mugs

Early Ram Raids

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Merry Christmas.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

The Lawman

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Fricka arrives.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

A (P)ram.

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"What should I say this is about?"

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

"I'm a baahnana!"

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

Extreme Sheepherding

'Keep hiding guys, Bo Peep is still looking for us...'

The pen is mightier than the sward.