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'Yes sir, been deer hunting for nigh on forty years. Ain't nuthin' I don't know about...say, don't I know you from somewhere?'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

The Cow-Butt Frog.

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

Sam's Venison.

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

'I ran into a whittler.'

'You're being ridiculous, Bob - I have NOT been ogling the 12 point buck!'

'Better go easy on those acorns, Fred. You know how they give you gas.'

Man with large deer says, 'It's a mega-buck,'

'With all this food in the woods I wonder what the deer are eating?'

Early Ram Raids

"That won't fool any hunters."

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'After the break, we talk to a top psychologist about how to interpret your antlers and how their shape can be a window to the soul.'

'Mine smell like coon urine. What does yours smell like?'

"The buck stops here."

George has been trying for years to get Margaret to stop feeding the deer...

'You can hang your trophy in the garage. After all, you bagged it with your car.'

'Keep popping those tops, Sammy! Draw that buck in a little closer and then we'll jump him!'

'Here comes Stewy! Haha! This surprise is gonna kill him!'

Maps to trophy buck's homes $10

'Passing the buck'