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Man leaves prison and misses the bars so he buys bar wallpaper.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Shampoo.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Absolutely not!"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

At the suit makers

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

The barber

Doulton Canada Geese

Complete Makeover

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."