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'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Shampoo.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"This is daring, but I like it."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Absolutely not!"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

At the suit makers

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Man and woman buying furniture.

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

The barber

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Complete Makeover

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."