Shag Carpet Enthusiast T-Shirts

Danger shag carpet

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Which free tote goes best?"

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

'I said shag carpeting.'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

Bag Lady.

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

Commuter X-Ray

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS."

'I got the raise!'

Farmer John tended to spoil his livestock.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Air Mail

Adventure

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

Office carpets,putting green type.

Bird on Flying Carpet.

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

'That's the last Indian carpet we ever buy'.

'Okay, I'll stop calling your shoulder bag a man-purse. But I refuse to call those high heels 'Studlettos'.'