Shag Carpet Enthusiast Prints

Danger shag carpet

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

Bag Lady.

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS."

Commuter X-Ray

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

'I got the raise!'

Bird on Flying Carpet.

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

Adventure

Farmer John tended to spoil his livestock.

Office carpets,putting green type.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Air Mail

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

'That's the last Indian carpet we ever buy'.

She had a thing about Tote bags.