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'This is even better than HEADLIGHTS!'

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

"It's sad how you've let yourself go since you stopped modeling."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

Dog Park Zoom

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

Men. Women. Party Poopers.

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

Slipstream

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

"You're getting too much fiber."

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

Dutch Courage

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

"Always stay rooted, or you'll turn into a tumbleweed..."

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."