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Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 12.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

Men. Women. Party Poopers.

'He's barking mad!'

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

Organic Salad

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

Dutch Courage

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

Sniffogram: 'Aww, YOU Guys!!'

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

Ten pin bowling.

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

"Have you SEEN what an angry slug can do to a delphinium?"

"Next time you drink to forget, could you at least remember to pay your bar bill!"

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

'That was a lot of fun, guys. I better get back to my wedding before I get in any more trouble.'

'Isn't this great? Now Winston can know we're excited to see him too!'

'Gimme a little kiss.'

"He's a true friend and companion and, should it ever come to it, meat."

Bleurgh! - 'I don't remember eating anything that colour...' - 'Ungh!' - 'I want to die, I want to die, I want to die.' - 'Rurgh!' - 'On the plus side, this is really toning up my abdominal muscles...' -