Stag Enthusiast Prints

'This is even better than HEADLIGHTS!'

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

"It's sad how you've let yourself go since you stopped modeling."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Dog Park Zoom

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Men. Women. Party Poopers.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

Slipstream

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 12.

"Always stay rooted, or you'll turn into a tumbleweed..."

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

"You're getting too much fiber."

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."