Barky Dog Admirer Mugs

A dog sits at her typwriter

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He was a very good boy."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Meow"

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

There are no rats with collars...

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"We should get out to the country more often."

Fifty Shades of Gray

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Puppy.

Flea Philosophy.

Hyenas as Pets

"Okay, who's purring?"

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Dogs and Chickens

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"I love it!"