Pooch-play Enthusiast Pillows

Dog Wrestling.

"No no, I said sit!!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

No Soliciting

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"Don't even think about it."

Litterary Dogs.

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'He's barking mad!'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

"Too goth?"

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'