Pooch Pun Appreciator Pillows

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Litterary Dogs.

Pirate eye test

Dog Wrestling.

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'What's that funny smell?'

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

My horse for a kingdom.

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

It's just not going to work. I'm looking for a mole with more tunnel vision.

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Too goth?"

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

Simple Dog Humour

"Mind if I thump it? I'm a Bible-thumper."

Log in, paper out.

'My luggage has gone to hell!'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."