Pompous Pooch Appreciator Pillows

'You twit, French poodles are supposed to look pompous!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Stubborn Horse

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"Didn't anyone check my vitals? I was only 'playing dead'!"

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Literate Dogs.

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

The Secret Life of Pugs

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"Too goth?"

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

Ok, stop beaming up the porcupine.

"Take it easy back there!"

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"He won't bite, but he carries with him a large repository of judgements."

Simple Dog Humour

Pony Posing for a Photo

"Darell is sharing his pet with us today. I'm sure the whole class will find this very entertaining."

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."