Pooch Parent Appreciator Pillows

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"No no, I said sit!!"

'That was fun!'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Dog Wrestling.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"...My daughter, the model..."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'He's barking mad!'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"Enough about me. Let's talk about my dog."

"Take it easy back there!"

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

"They're not the tastiest, so try hiding them in a piece of cheese before you take them."

Simple Dog Humour

'Ms. Evertz, has my mother been snooping around my office again?'

"All my dates have to get her approval."

No Wonder he's sick! Chicken Bones!

'She's a bit pricey,dear-can't we look at the runners up?'

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"