Pooch Parent Pillows

"They're not the tastiest, so try hiding them in a piece of cheese before you take them."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Park Ruling - Please clear up after your dog.

"I can't give you any of this, boy. I couldn't afford the vet's fees."

"Enough about me. Let's talk about my dog."

"I can't believe she just throws it away."

No Wonder he's sick! Chicken Bones!

'Just ignore him - he's threatened to run away before.'

He'll 'stay' all right...on the velcro dogmat.

Dinner Time!

The downside of curbing your dog....

'And pop out and get some now!'

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

Caution: Human at Work.

'Guide dogs only'.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"No no, I said sit!!"

'That was fun!'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

No Soliciting

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Don't even think about it."

Litterary Dogs.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

Dog Wrestling.