Pooch With A Purpose Pillows

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Litterary Dogs.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Dog Wrestling.

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Good Dog!

Pets on holiday.

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

"Enough about me. Let's talk about my dog."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"They're not the tastiest, so try hiding them in a piece of cheese before you take them."

Simple Dog Humour

The downside of curbing your dog....

No Wonder he's sick! Chicken Bones!

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."