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'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Litterary Dogs.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Dog Wrestling.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Good Dog!

Pets on holiday.

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"Enough about me. Let's talk about my dog."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

"They're not the tastiest, so try hiding them in a piece of cheese before you take them."

Simple Dog Humour

The downside of curbing your dog....

No Wonder he's sick! Chicken Bones!

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'