Pooch With A Palate Pillows

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"No no, I said sit!!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

No Soliciting

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"Don't even think about it."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

Dog Wrestling.

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Literate Dogs.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Pets on holiday.

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"Enough about me. Let's talk about my dog."

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."