Party Pooch Pillows

The Curb Dog Club

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

"No no, I said sit!!"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cat Nip.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Bubbly

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Join me in a Martini?

Early photobombing

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Wolf Karaoke

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Beers

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Margarita

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Santa does a keg stand.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"